AV+: dynamite, cocks and puppets.

This is an entirely new section I'm trying to establish here. It's about the thing we love most, besides sex, that is: audiovisual entertainment. There are even statistics out there that some people prefer the boob tube to actual boobs.  But hey, I'm not one to judge. As a wonderful recently said: There's nothing better than rubbing one off each day. Wank, masturbate and have sex, people, as much as you want, with whomever consenting adult you want, and with as much dicks and pussys as you crave.

Okay, let's not forget the public service department.


But where was I? Oh yes, dynamite. There's one mean mothafucka out there that will smack you up if you sell smack - and his name is feared on the streets. You know what I'm saying? Black Dynamite gets the girls, the money, the car and serves a smackfull of kick-ass right with it. This is blaxploitation like you knew it once, excellently rendered an artful hommage to those movies of ancient times, when niggas were still niggas (to any person of african descent, please pardon my improper use of the once racist terminology). You know what I'm saying? Well now you do.


Now that the world is saved by this guy even Chuck Norris would run away from - let's continue to the finer arts. Ah, yes, music. Richard Cheese, Richard Cheese, Richard Cheese.
The champion of the loungy arts is only surpassed by, of course, Weird Al Yankovic .
But hear and see, ye people: There is a new star on the horizon. There is one musician to top them all in both cheesieness and offensive content. The comparison with the two aforementioned artists is a bit wobbly - as he cannot be compared. Except to god, perhaps. With a giant, glistening shiny rod of justice.


Thank you, Tim Minchin, that was what we all needed to hear. Ezekiel 8 is only surpassed by Ezekiel 9:6, by the way. And as for good Tim's message, I do hope we can all agree. I mean, seriously. Even if it feels great, even with your cowboy mate? The pope has his own piece of trouble.

As to the puppets: Do take a look as this wonderful 2009 animation project. "9" is both deep and artistically marvellous, and shall surely enter the annals of great storytelling and moving characters - that are magically animated puppets with screwed-in eyes and an interior body compartment. Anyone thinking of Bender right now?

So far from the d. - and now, it's time for a serious bacchanal, as my good pal Chris is getting married on Friday - so we're getting wasted today. In case you want to join, just look for the 8 crazy people hollering through Vienna.
adios, arriba, andale - dave out.

(probably until tomorrow, 14:00 at the least)